Eminem Lyrics
"Role
Model"
OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this
at home
You can be just like me!
Mic check one
two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer
this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled
you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your
bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take
you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny
home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh
no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more
than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I
ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt,
and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads
(Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do
exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill
people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb
enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with
Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand
out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't
even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I
get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself
up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this
is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now
follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like
me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to
be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to
see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped
behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a
white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped
Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme
sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My
rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse
to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And
beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with
deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother..
are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that
shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein
with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high,
or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you
see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious
I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought
Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came
to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I've
been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like
me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You
probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
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