Eminem Lyrics
"Bad
Meets Evil"
(feat. Royce Da Five-Nine)
[intro]
[Cowboy]
I
reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
You know, there's a story behind
that there saloon
Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
Sheriffs
couldn't stop em
Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen
Got murdered
in cold blood
That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home
They
say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
And on a quiet night
You
can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine
[Eminem]
I
don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a real person, I'm
a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph
And
a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)
Trapped
him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
Till the evilness flows through
his blood like poisonous lead
Told him each one of his boys is dead
I asked
him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said
[Royce]
Who
hard? yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
To
see which one'll swerve first
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity
holds
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the
devil
Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the
ghetto
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting
missles wit my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced without swords, I
buried the Christ corpse
In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the
white horse
And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations
Collaborating,
attemptin to take over the earth
[Eminem]
Cuz
this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
We hit the trees till we look like
Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
Above the Law
cuz I don't agree wit police either (shit, me neither)
We ain't eager to be
legal
So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether
in three amounts
When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
Releasin
rage on anybody in squeezing range
Cold enough to make the seasons change into
freezing rain
(He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed
off
Cuz I can't find a decent vain
[Royce]
The
disaster wit dreds
I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
To
kill my soul after I'm dead
When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's
similar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
I spray a hundred,
man until they joint chains
While slippin bullets at point blank range like
they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
Serve
this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you
Whippin human ass, throwin
blows crackin jaws
Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass
I'm
blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's
Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow
raisin to me
>From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast
a avalanche
And bust till volcanoes errupt
[interlude]
*phone
rings*
Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you)
STOP, THEY
KNOW IT'S US!!
[Eminem]
I used to be a loudmouth,
remember me? (uh-ah)
I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)
Well I'm
out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up
And I ain't
gon leave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And
you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to hell and I'm
gettin ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
[Royce
+ (Eminem)]
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
And we hit the
trees till we look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve
Segal
Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel
(We'll be waitin)
See you in hell
Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady
See you in hell
for the sequel (bye bye)
Bad Meets Evil, what? (till next time)
[Cowboy]
And
so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil
Two of the most wanted individuals
in the county
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
It's
too bad they had to go out the way they did
Got shot in the back comin out
of that ol' saloon
But their spirits still live on till this day
Shhh...[spits]
wait, did y'all hear that?
[Footsteps and windblowing]
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